towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

unthirsty:


Leveled up

unthirsty:

Leveled up

“My parents warned me about the drugs on the streets
but not the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.”
— unknown (via unradiantly)

server-vevo:

zoey101cult:

"sorry that was my last piece of gum"

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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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